railroadsoftware:

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself? —Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)

spaghettl:

 following back everyone until i find a tumblr grandchild 

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

84emojis:

a white person will grip the hell out they $15 walmart purse when they walk past u but ur $200 sneakers that YOU busted ur ass for are just shoes n when they purposely step on them ur a violent humorless materialistic negro animal for getting angry

elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

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