lasagnababy:

m’iley

lasagnababy:

m’iley

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

screamingintovaginas:

Every “Americans don’t have This Thing” post can be boiled down to “I don’t understand that some products are sold under a different name while being the Exact Same Product”

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

defjamvendetta:

New Front Bottoms vid looks interesting

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

cumdurnp:

macaroon 5

cumdurnp:

macaroon 5