goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

rufusmcdoofus:

friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate

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fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

Tagged: #praise

shouldnt:

I relate to both sides of this tbh

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese